Ever wondered what it’s like to maintain order when unwanted guests keep turning up and alliances begin forming without your consent? This September, Smudge, a 15‑year‑old feline authority with proven field experience, documents the arrival of the Curly Intruder, the rise of a troubling dog alliance, and the delivery of a house gift that was wildly misunderstood. From slipper sabotage and sock scandals to neighbour gossip and deeply suspicious Sunday walks, nothing escapes her watchful eye. Expect judgement, surveillance, and evidence that even in a crowded house, competence still matters. Welcome to Smudge’s Diaries, where calm is conditional and some cats still bring home the bacon.
